The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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