her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
