Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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