just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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