Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just high enough for therapy.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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