As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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