Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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