she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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