Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
