How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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