and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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