If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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