I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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