im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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