I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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