i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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