from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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