why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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