Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I want to be your penis for a week.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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