I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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