the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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