Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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