Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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