don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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