oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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