The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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