I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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