I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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