There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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