You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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