Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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