yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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