You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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