You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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