So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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