One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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