"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
