hotel room ftw
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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