The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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