i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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