butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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