I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
