I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
