Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
