discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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