her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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