you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
you are never too drunk for berry picking
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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