The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
They are going to name an STD after you.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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