Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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