I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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