Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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