i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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